Hell's Kitchen - The Game  

Posted by Sane


Those that know me know i'm a huge fan of chef Gordon Ramsey's Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares. While I'd never subject myself to his verbal abuse on film OR behind the camera, both shows be havin' me rollin'. As a person who is also a SIMS fanatic on PC and Console, imagine how excited I was when I found out they about to turn Hell's Kitchen into a game too!!!
Peep here for the game synopsis and screen shots. I can't wait to play this mug.

  • Features
    Career Mode: Play an entire career calendar. Work up from a Single Star to a prestigious Five Star establishment.

  • Arcade Mode: Serve as many demanding customers as you can - before Chef Ramsay closes the kitchen.

  • Set in Hell's Kitchen – play in the Kitchen and Dining room. Gordon Ramsay recipes unlock as you progress.

  • Recipes from the TV show that you can try at home- print them and share with friends via email!

Oh and incase you were wonderin', perhaps the best news of all is just like Ramsay's show, the game is filled with bleeped out swear words. He says things to gamers like: "That's rubbish! Get that into the f**king bin!" and "That's Rancid!!!" This game is gonna be bananas!

F**k off, you donkey!!!


And while we're on the subject of Hell's Kitchen, for those of you who are watchin', there's only 2 of "us" on the show this season ( 4 ): Jen and Bobby

Both of 'em can't cook they asses off but as to be expected, the rest of the cast can't stand Jen 'cause they ain't feelin' her strong attitude. She was voted off the girl's team this week and sent packin' to suit up with the guys because of all the hate. Bobby's a 5 Star Chef where he comes from but he's not exempt from Chef Ramseys' beligerant antics neither. The show comes on Tuesdays at 9pm.

I Couldn't Resist  

Posted by Sane

The other day me and my husband were watching Passenger 57 and it dawned on us who Wesley Snipes' leading lady in the movie looked jus' like.....MJ when he did Remember The Time.

LOL!!!!!

Actress Alex Datcher

MJ

What's With The Leg Bruises?  

Posted by Sane

On Beyonce's left leg? Did she leave the shells on Jay-Z's shrimp again??? Did her tooth scathe the bottom of his scrotum much to his chagrin? ( I'm jus' playin' ). On the real though, that leg look like there was some madd furniture movin' up in their hotel room over somethin'. Poor thing. I understand Jay can go "THADE" ( from Planet of the Apes )


real quick if he don't agree with somebody. I'll never forget when he went bitch mode on his "ex boy-toy", Larry Johnson for appearing in Fantasia's "When I See You" video.

Johnson: He definitely did that. Between me and you, he definitely didn’t want me to do that Fantasia video. I definitely got cussed out for that one. He told me there were a lot of things he wanted to do, but he couldn’t do them. He said, ‘You gotta be able to look at yourself as a business, as stock, and the less things you do, the more people will have interest in you. The more things you do, you water down your value.’

Tisk. I ain't seen them niggas together nowhere since that incident.

Oh yeah, shout out to Just Jared for the Beyonce pics

I Don't Know, But I Wouldn't Be Surpised  

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An exclusive from YBF is postin' word that Ursha and his diesal cougar, Tameka have filed for seperation after 9 months. Why? I don't know but I hear she runs things like a drill sergeant. Rumor's been spreadin' for a cool minute that his son just might not be his after all. That would suck, considerin' Ursh has a interlude on his new album dedicated to lil' cuzz called "Prayer For You". If this rumor turns out to be a farse, this post will self destruct.
UPDATE: Looks like some folks were a bit too presumptuous with this one,'cause Tameka's people have shut down the rumors that Usher and her had split up. It was rumored that the couple have been living separately for 3 months. The two are over in Europe traveling while Usher is on his European promo tour. Shout out to the homie UrbanNewz for the update.

Kiera's Review: UNDER ONE ROOF  

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I've never watched the bafoonery that is Under One Roof but a good friend of mine named Kiera shared her take on My13's newest travesty:
"Well the first ( episode ) was some bull ish involving the mixed daughter ( Flav's neice ) going with a new lady in the neighborhood (black) to delve into her black roots since her mom is white and her dad has "become". So you got this heiffer learning slang that we really don't use all that much, gettin 'to know her peeps, ( groaning inwardly) , and the mom, who thinks she's losing her daughter decides to get closer to her daughter by exploring her roots with her. Needless to say it involves fake junk in the trunk, blacksploitive references to pigs feet, chicken, ribs, and booty dances, to say the least. I'm all for humor but this ish is a covert operation to keep us down and lookin' like fools, and these idiots are parading around like its all gravy, helping these people out. With Flava Flav, they aint got to crack the whip, that idiot takes our credibility down ten notches all by hisself."


I couldn't agree more, Kiera. Sounds like a pile of garbage. Might as well give Flav some spats, a top hat, and a coat with tails and tell him to do a "Hello My Baby, Hello My Honey" jig.





Damn, when are we gonna learn.

Are They Gonna Prosecute Karl Malone Too?  

Posted by Sane

I'm jus' curious, in light of the R.Kelly Trial of him smashin' and then wizzin' on a 13 year old girl, are they gonna prosecute retired NBA player Karl Malone for smashin' a 13 year old girl and getting her pregnant when he was 19 too? I think they should - time shouldn't make the situation any different. What, jus' 'cause "The Mailman" didn't deliver on tape, that makes what he did years ago ok?

Karl @ age 22 in 1985 ( 3 years after smashing the minor )

Demetrius Bell - born in 1982 ( result of the smash )

It's my understanding that Malone didn't have to answer for screwin' a minor 'cause his son's grandparents didn't ask the DA to file criminal charges and neither did R.Kelly's human fire hydrant's folks.....so, what's the deal? If it was up to me, they BOTH would be prosecuted.

Do We Wanna Believe This?  

Posted by Sane

Word on the streetz today is that "Bird Chest" has asked the "Crack Head" to make their "jump off session" a legal one on paper.....or so they say. This mutha-truckah. I don't DO MTO but I do ride with Necole Bitchie and she's inclined to think dude's recent interview with Essence Mag proves this whole "marriage proposal" just might be legit. Peep:

On Proposing To Whitney: I respect all the young men who are getting married and taking a stand to be faithful and having a good woman in their life who supports them. That’s a good, good look for young men. I congratulate all the young men with the older women who are helping these young men to grow and the young men for keeping the excitement in a beautiful woman’s life. So with that said, I don’t know…

Essence.com: So you don’t know if you proposed to Whitney?

R.J.: I can’t say what happened. All I can say is that young men are being responsible, taking control and being bosses, that’s what I’m doing right now.

Essence.com: So you’re not going to go on record on whether or not you proposed?

R.J.: Yeah, I’m just going to say it’s good for men and women to connect and have a spiritual bond so I congratulate everyone who’s doing that right now.

Essence.com: (Laughs) And does that also mean congratulations to you and Whitney?

R.J.: (Laughs) I’d like to congratulate Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey.

Essence.com:(I read him the mediatakeout.com blog item about his proposal)

R.J.: (Laughs) Wow, Blessings to the United States of America! Blessings, blessings…

Essence.com: (Laughs) I get it “blessings” is your “no comment.” So you won’t confirm or deny the proposal?

R.J.: I can’t right now. You know, things happen so fast. Wow.

Essence.com: I also know that celebrities often have someone in their camp planting the seed for the media to grow and build on.

R.J.: Yeah, but I just woke up for real. For real, this is crazy.

You know what? It's been passed due for this nigga to catch crabs or somethin'. He can continue rubbin' up against Whitney's sticks ( legs ), startin' brush fires if he WANTS to but she's played and so is he. This ain't nothin' but a ego thang. To be bangin' a legend I'm sure makes him think he deserves some kinda crown. Ass hole.

I Have Officially Died.....  

Posted by Sane

Somebody decided to HOOK UP A REMIX video for the notorious Soulja Girl on the Marta Train incident and I officially began getting fitted for my coffin after lookin' at this mess. Yo, the girl who's playin' Soulja Girl is ON POINT foreal and check the passengers getting up as a group and gettin' involved. I literally pointed at my screen in laughter. Grandma, clad in the grey coat and hat jumpin' up in response is what sent me over the edge. Shout out to the homie Fresh for postin' this.

It's Not Right But.....  

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now I know where they got the Evolution Theory from. * crickets *

So Nas Decided to Succomb to the Pressure  

Posted by Sane

I guess it's either that or don't eat. I figured this would happen and it did. Word izz, is that Nas has decided to change the title of his upcoming album from "NIGGER" to "NAS".



"Nas suggested that he was facing renewed pressure: "Everybody is trying to stop the title.... Record stores are gonna have a problem in this day and time selling a record with that title. Who knows what's gonna turn out and be on that title? Who knows what that title will be?" The politically-charged Nas is due in stores July 1. For more of Nas' thoughts on his new music, check EW's summer music preview coverage in print on Friday."

UPDATE: In a statement, Nas clarified that he considers his new album untitled, adding: "It's important to me that this album gets to the fans. It’s been a long time coming. I want my fans to know that, creatively and lyrically, they can expect the same content and the same messages. It's that important. The streets have been waiting for this for a long time. The people will always know what the real title of this album is and what to call it."

So he didn't know mainstream record stores was gon' have a problem sellin' that record because of the title? What he been drinkin' on? I coulda told him THAT. Here's the thing....he can say this album reflects his life experiences all he wants to, but once that word and content is recorded on wax and sold, it no longer can be controlled, whoever buys it and listens to it will feel it's ok for them to recite that word and content, any time, any place because the message becomes lost and it's now just "entertainment". I remember when Dick Gregory had the balls to entitle HIS literary biography the same name:

Now while it didn't end up on the best sellers list, you still knew what you were getting into if you went and out and bought this book. You knew the tone of it. It was his experience, WRITTEN DOWN, but it could be shared in private as you read it. It wasn't marketed to other races and it wasn't put out there to for the mainstream audience to buy. Wasn't promoted on Red Carpets and wasn't forced down nobody's throat. I feel that Nas was tryin' to push the envelope by thinkin' the mainstream was ready for his decision to market that word. The problem with that is that if you want their money, then you damn sure can't go back and try to control what race decides to use the word "Nigger" incorrectly.

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